What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:54

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Dr No
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
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Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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